the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
(Source: seizetonight)
Why Can’t I Be Asleep And Not Thinking About How You Fucked Up Our Lives Right Now?
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU IS TO SIMPLE AND EASY FOR HOW MUCH I HATE YOU.

Why you no tell me what to paint CAT?

(Source: ghettobootybitchez)
(Source: translucent-moons)
brotherhood of the traveling shirt of sex.
These people are quickly making purple my favorite color.
i used to dislike the colour purple
honestly
You forgot some people.
And let’s not forget this one!
There’s a moment…
Where you just get sick of waiting for someone.





